This Mix Has Too Many Academia Nuts!

I can't stop thinking about college.
And yes, I realize that sounds silly because I am in college, but I don't care.

Over the past 3 days I've realized that chemistry is not going to be my major. Or any natural science, for that matter. While I find them interesting subjects, and I tend to do well enough in them, my heart is not in it. I could not spend the rest of my life doing science, as much as my monstrous ego says otherwise—and boy is my ego huge. It has been known to frighten small children and cause fainting in old women.

I may still keep Computer Science as a major, or I may demote it to a minor, I don't know. We'll see after fall. To be entirely honest, I have no idea what my major is going to be, much less what I want to do with the rest of my life.

I've just... I've realized over the past few days what a sucker I am for writing, how passionate I am when involved in an argument (or even just listening), and how much I love people in general and need to be around them. I really don't see how those three things fit into the sciences.

I need to see my academic adviser, but I don't walk to go in empty handed; that's why I found the list of every single major offered by my university, and crossed off every major that immediately stood out as a no. Then, I wrote down each that remained, occasionally tossing one out (read: deleting it) in the most dramatic way possible (think Donald Trump), leaving me with a [comparatively] short list of majors that I would consider.

It was satisfying. I felt powerful.
I am Andy, compiler of lists, lord of the delete key.


...Anyways, my disturbingly trivial power trip aside, here is the complete, sort-of-abridged, probably-missing-a-few List of Majors Andy Would Consider (trademark pending).

[In alphabetical order]
• Business administration
• Communication Sciences and Disorders
• Computer Science
• Criminal Justice
• Economics
• English -- Creative writing
• English education
• English -- technical writing
• General Business
• Journalism
• Legal Studies
• Marketing
• Political Science
• Psychology
• Social Sciences

See? Aren't the bullets impressive? They don't just hand out that title to anyone, you know.