Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Ladies Man? Not Quite.

So... I don't quite understand... people.
I was sitting here at my [beautiful] laptop, reading over my sociology lectures to prepare myself for tomorrow's test, when I noticed my computer was ringing. I was being invited to a video chat.
Not one to be rude, I accepted, even though I did not recognize the screen name. The guy on the other side of the camera wasn't wearing a shirt, but he was wearing a backwards baseball cap (if memory serves), and he appeared to be reclining on a couch.
He said something, but my headphones were plugged in but not on my head, so I didn't hear him. I told him so. Once I got my headphones on, the conversation went exactly like this:

Mystery dude: "Who the [expletive deleted] is this?"
Me: "Uhh..."
Mystery dude: (cuts me off) "Why the [expletive deleted] are you on my girlfriend's buddy list?"
Me: "Who is your girlfriend?"
Mystery dude: "[Girl's name I only half made out]"
Me: "I don't think I know your girlfriend."
Mystery dude: "What the [expletive deleted] are you doing on her buddy list? Get the [expletive deleted] off of her buddy list. I'm [expletive deleted]-ing blocking you."


He then hung up.

And so, I ask the age-old question:

Uhh, what?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Paid Political Announcement

Don't accpet IM's from people you don't know - especially video IMs.

end of paid political announcement