Things I've Learned During my First Semester

This is not an all-encompassing list. If I think of more, i'll add more.

• Even though we don't have a bedtime anymore... Most of the time, i'll still be in bed by twelve.
• Although not required to, at the end of the night, we usually retire to our own beds in our own bedrooms.
• You CAN let your friends cut your hair. (Kristyn, it looks wonderful, dahling)
• There is no joy in life greater than a can of whipped cream shared amongst friends.
• Except maybe Super Taranta! by Gogol Bordello
• ...Or passing a can of whipped cream around in the car on the way back from the store while listening to Gogol Bordello.
• Sociology is not a real science.
• "I can't, I just ate" is a valid excuse for any and all situations.